10 ways that I can tell I'm getting old:
- I'm always the oldest person in the room
- No one in the room gets my jokes or references
- I reminisce about watching the Twilight Zone at night instead of info-mercials for P90X
- Nobody cards me....ever :(
- Guys that I would absolutely love to fudge the hell out of refer to me as ma'am
- I actually use the words absolutely, fabulous and fudge
- Thongs are no longer the most comfortable underwear ever
- My clothes match but sometimes my socks don't
- I actually own many watches and look at my wrist throughout the day even when I don't have one on
- I'm not embarrassed by being corny, nerdy or dressing like a square
Getting old can't be helped but in order to do so gracefully you must maintain a sense of humor. When I come up with a list of 10 great things that happen when you get old; I will most certainly post it :)
