10 Great Things About Getting Old

1. I am way smarter than people half my age and have common sense

Did I say 10; I meant one.  I got nothing else :(

10 ways that I can tell I'm getting old:

1. I'm always the oldest person in the room
2. No one in the room gets my jokes or references
3. I reminisce about watching the Twilight Zone at night instead of info-mercials for P90X
4. Nobody cards me....ever :(
5. Guys that I would absolutely love to fudge the hell out of refer to me as ma'am
6. I actually use the words absolutely, fabulous and fudge
7. Thongs are no longer the most comfortable underwear ever
8. My clothes match but sometimes my socks don't
9. I actually own many watches and look at my wrist throughout the day even when I don't have one on
10. I'm not embarrassed by being corny, nerdy or dressing like a square 

Getting old can't be helped but in order to do so gracefully you must maintain a sense of humor.  When I come up with a list of 10 great things that happen when you get old; I will most certainly post it :)